Thursday, January 14, 2010

How to Bag the Stag


TC tried to escape the Termagant but it was no use. She had his skull locked down with an elbow and her foot was somewhere it wasn't supposed to be. The only movements that were allowed were induced by the Termagant for dramatic effect. Still, TC decided not to spill the beans about the senator's beeper number. In the process, he chipped a tooth and he lost a general sense of dignity. As a skull, he didn't know if he was already dead or just a manifestation of the confederation of dead machines.

It was not that the Termagant was a bad creature; quite to the contrary, one might argue! She was simply quite fond of the senator. Thus certain goals needed to be reached in order to bag the stag.

The termagant: A lady who knew what she wanted and that she deserved to have what she wanted.

The Toothbrush Creature: a skull, in love and under-appreciated.

After several hours, the Termagant took mercy on her opponent. She indicated that she would be back and that calling 9-1-1 would be useless. The situation was like the under-par sport called golf; everyone involved lost...

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