The Toothbrush Creature, one day, poked fun at the Termagant for not having a blog. The Termagant, who normally strayed away from awkward social networking phenomena, was quick to state, "The word "blog" sounds like "blah." The Toothbrush Creature spent over half an hour trying to explain that blogs are not boring wastes of time. "In fact," he insisted, "People who read blogs are not desperate for new things to think about. If you're lucky, [followers] are like the friends who are losing the popularity contest that you are winning."
As usual, the Termagant decided that enough was enough. She opted to look into the popularity contest, so that she could crush any followers. Secretly, the advice of the Termagant was to be filled with hook-worms and snakes. She could not wait to be asked a question! The problem, was that she could not determine the best way to procure a follower. She asked the Toothbrush Creature if he would follow her blog. He was so excited to have an invitation, that he developed two user names and followed her twice. The Termagant clenched her fist and prepared to enter her first set of words...
